B-O-R-E-D

From an email...


These are from a book called "Disorder in the American Courts" and theses are the things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place.


Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.

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Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July 15.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

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Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

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Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all?
A: Yes
Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory?
A: I forget.
Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?
A: What was the question?

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Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

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Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning?
A: He said, "Where am I, Cathy?"
Q: And why did that upset you?
A: My name is Susan.

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Q: Now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?
A: Did you actually pass the bar exam?

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Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he?

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Q: Were you present when your picture was taken?

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Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?

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Q: She had three children, right?
A: Yes.
Q: How many were boys?
A: None.
Q: Were there any girls?

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Q: Can you describe the individual?
A: He was about medium height and had a beard.
Q: Was this a male, or a female?

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Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

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Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to?
A: Oral.

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Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?
A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?
A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was cutting open his guts.

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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for blood pressure?
A: No.
Q: Did you check for breathing?
A: No.
Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?
A: No.
Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?
A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.
Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless?
A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law.

Kikay Day with John

Had the most relaxing weekend with John.

We went to the salon to have our pedicure/manicure and he had a haircut.

After that we went to the spa for a massage.













John can really be kikay sometimes.

Good thing cos I don't have to drag him to get some pampering.

*wink wink




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How could I have fallen for you?
When I think about it now... we're so different from each other.
Gawd, it's like Ebony and Ivory.
Beer and Milk.
You and Me.

But I did love you anyway...

(Monologue for the Ex)

A Whole Week of F-U-N

Monday... we dressed up with something Magical.

Friday... we dressed up as UK Celebs!

Ma-an at Work

As some of you may not know, I was transferred to a new process last March 20th. I am no longer in Customer Service. I'm now trying my luck in Credit Underwriting. The process is called UK Credit Underwrinting Unit (UK-CUU). I do not have any underwriting experience, I am not a gifted Math person, so goodluck to me. Lol.

Sabi nga ni Hazel, before, bibig lang ang gumagana. With my eyes closed, I can answer customer service concerns. But now, with Underwriting, it's a different thing. Oh well, I'm a fast learner naman e.


Last Friday, Hazel and I worked on our first ever live work item.














Buti na lang mine wasn't too complicated. I didn't have too check on a lot of details.